A group calling itself the Revolutionary Communists of America — operating at communistusa.org like it’s a Shopify store for Marxism — sent 20 of their finest comrades to “intervene” in this weekend’s “No Kings” protest in New York City. They led chants of “There is only one solution — communist revolution!” in Times Square while tourists from actual former communist countries probably watched in stunned horror.
Protesting tyranny by waving the flag of the most tyrannical ideology in human history. A hundred million corpses couldn’t be reached for comment.
The RCA proudly published a recap on their own website, because communists have never been great at reading the room. One fifteen-year-old kid wandered up to their table and said, “I saw the hammer and sickle and thought: these must be normal people.” They printed that quote like it was a recruiting win. A child who thinks communists are “normal people” is what fifty years of Democrats running the public school system gets you.
But follow the money and this whole circus gets SO much better. Fox News dug into the funding behind the “No Kings” movement and found approximately 500 organizations with a combined $3 billion in annual revenues coordinating the operation. The lead organizer? Indivisible, a Democratic political advocacy group bankrolled by our old pal George Soros. Shocker.
A network of radical socialist and communist organizations funded by a guy named Neville Roy Singham also played a starring role. Singham is an American tech millionaire and self-described communist who sold his IT consulting company for $785 million, moved to China, and now works hand-in-glove with the CCP’s propaganda machine. (The New York Times reported that one back in 2023, so even the left-wing media couldn’t ignore it.)
“Comrade Cash-Out” married the co-founder of CodePink in 2017 at a ceremony they called “Revolutionary Love.” These people are parodies of themselves. If you wrote them into a novel, your editor would send it back and say they were too on-the-nose.
The Communist Party USA and the Democratic Socialists of America both sit among the coalition’s official partners. So when Democrats tell you these protests are just concerned citizens exercising their First Amendment rights, remember that the actual Communist Party is literally listed on the organizational chart. This is who Democrats march with. This is what their party has become — and they don’t even bother hiding it anymore.
Now about that “peaceful protest” narrative. A thousand of these geniuses surrounded the Roybal Federal Building in Los Angeles and started chucking cement blocks — CEMENT BLOCKS — at federal officers. Two officers took direct hits and needed medical care. (But remember, CNN assures us it was “mostly peaceful.” They must define “peaceful” the same way communists define “voluntary.”)
The LAPD arrested 75 of these “democracy defenders.” Someone spray-painted “Kill your local ICE agent” on the building in red. Pelosi? Silent. Schumer? Crickets. AOC probably Venmo’d them bail money.
In Portland — which at this point should just rename itself “Riot City” and save everyone the Google search — protesters broke down the front gate of an ICE building. Federal agents repaired it. The mob broke it down again, because smashing things is the only transferable skill a gender studies degree provides. Then they burned an American flag and spray-painted “nazis” on the walls, which is exactly what someone who’s never cracked a history book would do.
ICE officers now face an 8,000 percent increase in death threats. Eight. Thousand. Percent. These maniacs are threatening the men and women who pull MS-13 members and child traffickers out of your neighborhood — and the entire Democratic Party apparatus can’t squeeze out a single condemnation. They’re too busy calling the rioters “brave” on MSNBC.
First Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli laid it out plain: “To those who were smashing concrete blocks and throwing them at our officers, we have you on video. We will find you and arrest you too.” Start racking up those felony charges and watch how fast these “revolutionaries” discover they’re actually pre-law students who really, really don’t want a criminal record.
Meanwhile, the organizers claimed 8 million people participated worldwide. Or was it 9 million? They couldn’t keep their own inflated numbers straight. In St. Paul, organizers said 200,000 showed up. The state’s Department of Public Safety counted 100,000. The State Patrol initially said 50,000. Communist math works about as well as communist economics — just ask Venezuela.
White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson called the protests “Trump Derangement Therapy Sessions” and noted that the only people who care about them are the reporters paid to cover them. Bingo.
The RCA’s own spokesperson, a guy named Samir Qaisar, said the quiet part out loud: “We want to build a worker’s government. We also need to get rid of the oligarchy and the capitalist class.” You can almost picture him rehearsing that in his dorm room mirror. One of his comrades in Chicago sold a communist newspaper with the headline “Capitalism Is Dying, Prepare for Revolution” for five bucks — and accepted payment through Zelle via Chase Bank.
The workers’ paradise always seems to run on capitalist rails, doesn’t it?
We watched this circus on our phones all weekend. Communist flags, burning American flags, cement blocks flying at federal officers, and a billionaire who defected to China helping bankroll the whole show. And this is what Democrats call a “pro-democracy movement.”
It’s not a movement. It’s a tantrum with a trust fund.
